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Crop Demotivational Poster


NECROPHAGIST -




CROPPING - A difference of about 500 friends on Myspace.




NECROPHILIA LOVE -




FIREFOX - Even our Extra-Terrestrial internet users agree that it is the best web browser that has ever been developed and will probably always be the best there is


TAGS: crop circle firefox web browser
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

St.Lol - June 29, 2009, 7:30 pm
Why use any browser when u can just connect ur head to the internets?
Ana - April 28, 2009, 2:17 pm
What!?! There are OTHER browsers?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 1, 2008, 10:59 am
See, the aliens won't use IE and didn't like Chrome, so yeah they use Firefox, what's the big whoop?
Guy - December 1, 2008, 12:46 am
I'm betting someone out there thinks that this was actually done be aliens.
Porcelina - November 12, 2008, 7:42 pm
You're on this site, so you're an extreme nerd loser too... the only thing is you're not edjamacated
notanerd - November 12, 2008, 7:40 pm
extreme nerd losers are way too concerned about what browser is better


ZOONECROPHILIA - Because rednecks get lonely too




FATHERLY ADVICE -


TAGS: microphone public announcement fatherly advice
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 3:41 am
Opposite of what my old man told me, “Just tell ‘em your dad said so. Might not get the expected results, but it’s worth a shot.”


aliens -


TAGS: aliens crop circles
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - September 8, 2013, 10:55 pm
Thanks RL, I'd be happy to send it but can't figure out how to transfer it to the site.
Reality Lord - September 8, 2013, 7:20 pm

this is nice. can i ask you submit this to outthereufo.com plz?
steve1961 - September 7, 2013, 2:52 pm
Even if crop circles weren't utter B.S., they would probably just be the aftermath of the spaceship taking off. It'd be like trying to interpret car exhaust...


Dont Worry -


TAGS: dogs gymnastics stairwell gravity acrophobia
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by vindicator

steve1961 - August 5, 2014, 12:54 am
She does...they're in mason jars on her mantle next to her framed autographed photo of Martin Milner and Kent McCord...
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 11:05 pm
I so hate being called out like that, dear Missy. There are just no printable replies that readily come to mind. But…..does Vernon count? Pretty sure she has the balls………
MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 10:51 pm
I call bullshit on that...steve didn't have the balls to be your 1st.
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 8:00 pm
Oh. Sorry. Go ahead. Was it so long ago? You were my first.
steve1961 - August 4, 2014, 4:26 pm
Gary...stop hitting on the new guy.
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 9:03 am
Yer good, Vindy. Now be a good member and pop into the POSTER EVOLUTION thread and let’s see what yer really made of. It’s rather stimulating. You do like to be stimulated, right?


SUICIDE BLONDE -


TAGS: blonde suicide possible necrophilia and of course your mom
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Cloudchaser - August 30, 2010, 10:24 am
Related music! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FRI5Eatbas
rerun - August 30, 2010, 6:50 am

winner
culos - August 30, 2010, 4:39 am
See you in Hell RL, I'll be waiting for you! 5L
crankyhead - August 30, 2010, 3:55 am
Top notch RL
phydeaux - August 30, 2010, 2:41 am
In fact, I may shoot her my dam self so I could bring ALL my friends. If the whole's never been used, it's virgin right? We could simultaneously get us a virgin gang bang!!
phydeaux - August 30, 2010, 2:40 am
Actually, depending on where she shot herself...I could bring WAY more friends...
phydeaux - August 30, 2010, 2:39 am
Sloppy seconds? I would bring three friends and get her airtight, then rotate. NEXT!
Reality Lord - August 29, 2010, 11:07 pm

cut the bs...yo0u'de pull sloppy seconds on that and you know it....lol.
GreyScorpion - August 29, 2010, 10:48 pm
Jeezus!! you sick bastard!! 5L


NECROPHILIA - Is it still Necrophilia if the corpse can walk?


TAGS: sex corpse gross necro necrophilia
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Josh

James Lowe - July 27, 2009, 7:57 pm
She'd be perfect as a Thriller dancer xD
Me - June 5, 2009, 12:26 am
Body fat...She has too much, more dieting required. Skeletor is a picky man
Anonymous2 - April 5, 2009, 4:06 pm
Implants, because if those were real, they'd be flatter than Kansas.


CREAM OF THE CROP -


TAGS: cream of the crop motifake
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Treehodger - March 3, 2010, 9:23 pm
Kinda sad this is not higher rated?


ACROPHOBIA -


TAGS: acrophobia courage fear sky dive
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by steph1

Feasibly - February 8, 2011, 2:01 pm
This would have made a nice Motitwist poster...I 5'd it anyway. Good job steph1


AS WELL AS THE SHOWER -


TAGS: singing brush microphone
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Airman

trek - April 30, 2012, 11:01 pm
I do this all the time! and to her songs to! lol i
ughomer - April 25, 2012, 6:50 pm
AIRMAN NEVER DROPS A BOMB. 5L.
spypengen - April 24, 2012, 7:48 pm
I don't think she's singing 5L


HOLIDAY FAMILY GATHERINGS -


TAGS: holiday smells assignment crop dusting
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 12:56 pm
LMAO! I don't know if that's and insult or not... but I love it!


Victims -


TAGS: evil gross sick twins necrophilia
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Jackass - September 27, 2009, 10:59 am
Not funny. This Briton of Rose has some good pictures but 90% of the captions are dog shit
BriaHere - August 12, 2009, 10:55 am
Offensive AND unfunny. Well done? :|
firemanE1 - August 12, 2009, 12:33 am
yes, Please take it down. Let's reserve the motifakes for something funny. This isn't it.
firefly - June 24, 2009, 7:11 am
so you don't like this one then?
Disgusted ... - June 12, 2009, 2:02 am
Whoever made this is has no sould. I hope you rot in hell you loser. I wish the owners of this site would delete tasteless motifakes like this.
WhiteRaven - January 14, 2009, 4:39 am
I rightfully and proudly lol'd.
barockeva - December 10, 2008, 2:17 pm
I dont see anything wrong with this poster. It's quite demotivating.
VinceVicious - December 9, 2008, 11:20 pm
the only good thing about this are the chicks
Tony G - December 9, 2008, 1:29 am
so it sorta scar'ed me for life* and i came home to NY on the 10th of sept 2001
Tony G - December 9, 2008, 1:27 am
John Doe i feel your pain, i live in NY as well but the difference is that i wasnt there when it happened but i was on a plane the day before it happened so i sorta scar'ed me for life
Briton of Rose - November 25, 2008, 6:17 am
As I said, I found this poster on /b/. I didn't create it, I just reposted it. I'm just sorry everybody got all pissy over it.
john doe - November 25, 2008, 1:26 am
ROSE..i was there when 9-11 happend,i lived in NY.and had you saw it for ur own eyes,you would not have put that caption.tho i see wut ur trying to do,but come on.
Briton of Rose - October 22, 2008, 12:08 pm
Found it on /b/, it made me chuckle. Should have gone with "NECROPHILIA - Who's your mummy?"
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 22, 2008, 11:43 am
alternate caption: Pompeiians, They get all the chicks.
devil1050 - October 22, 2008, 10:33 am
you totally could have used a different event, or somehthing. p.s. id fuck the shit out of them.
Narutarded - October 14, 2008, 2:49 am
The only reason it isn't funny is because 22.3 years haven't elapsed yet.
BuzzBomb - October 13, 2008, 11:13 pm
Seriously, not funny. They NEVER found anyone in THAT complete of a corpse!
jaws - October 13, 2008, 7:35 pm
Not funny!!!!


NECROPHILIA - $785????? Who knew pimps catered to necrophiliacs


TAGS: necrophilia pimps prostitutes this is what happens when you don t eat your vegetables
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by tmac13

Cyberhagen - June 5, 2011, 12:46 pm
And so life ends tragically for the president of PETA..
Me_ - January 4, 2010, 5:42 pm
And I thought spending 50$ at the local bar and going home with some strange was expensive.
phydeaux - January 2, 2010, 4:08 am
Better be some HUGE tits under that lab el for that price...


DISAPPOINTMENTS -




PILLOW TALK -


TAGS: produceman117 tribute the cream of the crop
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Produceman117 - January 27, 2010, 5:18 pm
5L. I'm touched.


ACTION FIGURES -


TAGS: hulk microphone wytch
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Wytch

ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 7:26 am
You should see what He-Man does with the Web Cam!
spacedog - August 16, 2011, 9:55 pm
It might be just me, but that Hulk figure appears to be disgusted by his menial role of holding a nerd's microphone.


SECURITY -




NECROPHILIA - The True Horror Of Dead Space




NECROPHILIA - Good thing you don't mind, it's the only way you're getting it




WHAT DOES -


TAGS: aggy and necrophilia who d a thunk
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

rerun - June 18, 2010, 9:48 pm

BS, you are there with a crowbar as we speak
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 9:48 pm
And with enough Guinness, I'm a-knockin' on that coffin door!
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 6:33 pm
Careful there Face. Don't dig that grave too deep. 5 shovel fulls
R.S.Jake - June 18, 2010, 6:18 pm
Nice! 5!


HELLO, HELLO? - Is this thing on?




Necrophilia -


TAGS: necrophilia cold coffin pervert
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - June 13, 2015, 6:41 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - June 13, 2015, 5:44 am
Sick but a 5er


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